TALES
FROM THE BALCONY
Yilmos’s
Birthday
Over the years we have seen many waiters
come and go at Hera restaurant. All have been memorable in many ways, but one
stands out, Yilmos.
If someone had a stills camera, he was
anxious to be in the shot, if someone produced a video camera, it was as if
someone had turned on the lights and shouted action. He was a natural performer
with impromptu dialogue that could have been scripted by the wackiest writers.
When you are a waiter in a sleepy
fishing village in a small Turkish tourist resort, as Yilmos was. Talking to
people who vary in nationality by the hour certainly increases your knowledge
of other languages, but how do you use it? Well that’s where Yilmos was unique.
To try and describe him a little more, let me take you back to the late 90’s
when our stay at the Hera coincided with his Birthday.........
Word had got around that it was Yilmos’s
Birthday, no doubt fuelled by Yilmos. I met him on the way to my early morning
swim.
‘Good morning Yilmos, happy
birthday.
‘Why good morning good buddy, and
remember günaydin is good morning in Turkish if you should want to
speak as me fluent in other lingo. Don’t forget, have a slice of my cake tonight
you and your good lady wife’
‘Sure Yilmos thank you’
‘No problem, and please, thank you
in Turkish is teşekkür ederim, but please is lutven, not German but sounds same.
My
body is already hitting the water as he finishes. Being spoken to by Yilmos in
his staccato style is like having words fired at you from a machine gun, and
not always in the right order.
My wife and I were the first to
arrive in the restaurant on the evening. A couple of drinks and a cigar for Yilmos.
‘How old is the Birthday boy then?
My wife asks.
‘Is still nineteen my lovely Diane’
‘I bet we could double that’ we
retort. Just then a family of four from the rear apartments arrive. A boy and a
girl run round Yilmos saying in broken English happy birthday. From Norway I thought.
‘Where are they from?’ my wife asks
Yilmos.
‘Why Sweden’ he replied. I am wrong.
The couple introduce themselves’
‘I am Theo from Norway and this is
my wife Anna from Sweden.’ Half right Yilmos.
Then what looks like a retired
couple from the same apartments enter, he has a head of white hair and very
striking white moustache . They sit at the table next to us and he introduces
himself.
‘Good evening my name is Eric.’ It
is the perceived voice of every retired English Colonel heard on stage and
screen.
‘This is my wife Elaine, but they
call us Eric and Ernie, she’s the one with the fat hairy legs’ he chortled. I look down at her legs like a fool before
returning the introduction. Eric then
moves to the Norway Sweden amalgamation and introduces himself as before. As he gets to the fat hairy legs bit I notice
Theo looks down. Yilmos who has been
taking all this information in, turns to Eric and asks.
‘What would Mr and Mrs Ernie like
to drink?’ and I swear he looked at her legs.
An American party arrives, three girls and a
married couple. Across the restaurant Sweden
and Norway have made Yilmos a crown of flowers. My wife thinks he looks like
the queen of the fairies from A Midsummer Night’s Dream. The family then sing to Yilmos Happy Birthday
in their own Language. Yilmos is taken by surprise, but by swiftly looking at
all of them in turn he manages to sing along using their words.
The couple in the American party
introduce themselves as Nancy and Matt. The rest of the evening, for some
unknown reason Yilmos refers to them as Mercy and Max.
If you would like to see some
snippets of the evening on film, please go to the following:
Yilmos was also always
keen to send a message to anyone he knew who hadn’t turned up that particular
summer. Two of these messages can also be savoured by going to the following:
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